It's a pun

colourofthekites:

i-am-the-fourth-heat:

kizuxan:

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pikachu is drowning

This ain’t about him

kira-serialfaggot:

captain-price-unofficially:

The fucking audacity of capitalists to lie on camera right in front of evidence of their failure is blood boiling. How the fuck do they not get the shit kicked out of them daily is fucking amazing.

airsignz:

the mcdonald’s napkin when the window rolls down

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alamuts-lair-of-madness:

simon-newman:

broosepayne:

A screenshot from Amazon.com: on top, black text that says "You might also like." below the text is a plushie duck-billed platypus. the platypus is cutely stylized to have a very round body and a small bill and feet.ALT

yea ok Amazon recommendations thank u

of fucking COURSE I LIKE HIM

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orcusnoir:

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There he is


The bear in area

sleepymccoy:
“do-you-have-a-flag:
“ hoseph-christiansen:
“ theawesomeadventurer:
“ ultrafacts:
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okay but this is a power move above any other
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It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on...

sleepymccoy:

do-you-have-a-flag:

hoseph-christiansen:

theawesomeadventurer:

ultrafacts:

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okay but this is a power move above any other

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

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Thought I’d misread it but no, that’s correct actually

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

a pixel animation of a small yellow snail with a brown shell moving across the screen from left to right. when it gets to the edge on the right, it jumps up and down three times before moving off the screen.ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

official-boob-posts:

localwarlockunion:

localwarlockunion:

screenshot of a Wikipedia section titled "Male Cleavage". Below the title are a pair of images. The left image is of a white man with an open button-up shirt, there is a woman leaning on his shoulder. The right side image is of a bearded white man with a low v-cut blue striped shirt showing chest hair. The left image is labeled "Italy 1974" and the right "Germany 1980". Descriptive text below the image set reads, "In the 1970s, daring women and men of all ages left top buttons on shirts and blouses open to display pectoral muscles, cleavage and a firm body in a "groovy" style". A portion of the main paragraph is visible at the bottom of the screenshot reading, "Male cleavage (also known as "heavage"), a result of low necklines or unbuttoned shirts, has been a movie trend since the 1920s. Douglas Fairbanks" (the text is cut off at this point).ALT

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

a big collection of tag screenshots, all variously reacting to the word "heavage". Some examples are "#HIS HEAVAGE", "#HEAVAGE #im going to explode", "#heeby jeebage", "#heavage. my god", "#HEAVAGE????????", "#heavage is what got me". There are about a dozen more in this same vein.ALT

I see I’ve released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we’re all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

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